Gai: You calm?

Mack: Yes

Jade: Sure?

Mack: Yes

Gai: Fo real?

Mack: Fo sure. I am not mad at Moldybu- I mean Voldemort for the scar thing anymore.

Jade: Good!

*Hojo walks in*

Mack: Oh God kill me XP

Hojo: Why- Nevermind. I shall make a great Luke!

Jade: Mack? Why is he green?

Mack: Because he is retarded.

Hojo: I am not retarded. I am a genius! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHACKS *falls over coughing and then dies*

Choir: HALLUYA!

Mack: ...........

Jade: Well.......

*Scarlet walks in*

Scarlet: I am gonna get that Luke part even if it kills me!

Jade: INDIGNATION!!!!!!!!!

*Scarlet gets burnt to a crisp and falls over dead*

Mack: Ummm...... Jade?

Jade: Yes?

Mack: Next time you fry someone please drag them outside and do it. Now you have a mess to clean up.

Jade: *sighs*

*Jar Jar Binks walks in*

Jar Jar: Messa Jar Jar Binks! Messa-

Jade: Can I eat it?

Mack: NO

Jade: Why?

Mack: CAUSE YOU ATE PUMBAA

Jade: But-

Mack: *death stares Jade*

Jade: Yes ma'am. Jar Jar is off limits.

*Bambi walks in*

Mack: Deer is off limits also.

Jade: Damn XP

*Maleficent walks in*

Maleficent: I shall rule the show AND TURN EVERYONE INTO A HEARLESS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHA *lighting and thunderstorm effects sounds*

Mack: o_O

Jade: ...?

Mack: Next -_-

*Axel walks in*

Mack: An why do you think you will make a good Luke?

Axel: Because *shakes his hips* My hips don't lie XD

Mack: *twitches* NE-

Jade: Mack. We arn't gonna find anybody that will be a good candidate for Luke. We just may as well settle with this gay looser in front of us. After all his hips don't lie!

Mack: I guess you are right. Alright, you are our next Luke Axel. Jade, don't kill this one like the last one.

Axel: Last one?

Jade: Yeah, playing Luke is a cursed job! You would be our 7th Luke thus far!

Axel: The others?

Jade: 6 feet under XD And one of them I caused!

Mack: Though we didn't burry him until you cut him up and studied his insides ^_^

Jade: Yes, I was having fun looking at someones insides!

Axel: *gulps and sweatdrops*

Mack: Welp, we start tomorrow! Hope to see you there Axel XD

Axel: Ummmm O___O ye-yes s-s-sure.